barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial
windows98:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 WHOLE MINUTES
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

"I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting."

J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via in-a-wonderland-they-lie)